A brutally sarcastic breakdown of the war in Ukraine—no sides, no names, just unsponsored truth about who profits, who watches, and who suffers.
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This is not a safe space. It’s not a productive space. It’s not even a particularly clean space. It’s just Ass Magazine—and if that name didn’t clue you in, you probably shouldn’t be here.
Now leave us be. We’re busy writing crap that doesn’t matter.
– The Editor