Privacy Policy
We don’t care who you are. We don’t track you, follow you, or whisper your name. This site isn’t interested in your birthday, your shopping list, or what brand of cheese you prefer.
We don’t sell your data because, frankly, we wouldn’t know how, and even if we did, no one would buy it. If some cookies are set, they’re probably the boring kind that keep the site from imploding—not the kind that let us stalk your ex’s cousin.
If you email us, that’s on you. Don’t expect a response unless you say something so stupid we feel obligated to reply out of principle.
TLDR: We don’t want your info. We really don’t care.
– The Editor, wearing a tinfoil apron & an ASS head for a face.